Unfortunately, this is just for fun...

I saw this on Kate's blog and thought I would do it, too. To play, do an internet search with the string: "unfortunately, your first name" and see what comes up. Here are some of the more amusing ones...

Unfortunately, Michelle was made redundant in July 2007

Unfortunately, Michelle has a habit of going much too far

Unfortunately, Michelle's prediction proved quite prophetic when disaster struck during the party

Unfortunately, Michelle is not mass murderer

Unfortunately, Michelle had now begun to associate with known-gang members

Unfortunately, Michelle is not one of them. Deal with it.

Unfortunately Michelle never got her due

Unfortunately, Michelle has to deal with stuck up Tracy (sorry, T!)

Unfortunately, Michelle thought she didn't need any help

Unfortunately, Michelle is getting a bit fussy, and starting to whimper

and on that note...